Alex Morgan’s injury has demoted her to a very sad ball girl for the Portland Thorns.
HATE ON GOALIES AND I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
GOALIES ARE PRECIOUS BABIES
MUST NOT BE HARMED
DONT TOUCH MY GOALIES
uswnt’s one-touch symphony
best thing ever
Tiny humans love Ashlyn (x)
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
This fucking woman
Hold on one second while I learn how to do this with my longboard and look like a bad ass.
We are truly spoiled to have this epic lineup of GKs at our disposal.
Bring it on Olympics.
I approve the existence of FY!Barnie and the use of this photo.
This is a lovely photo. Just awesome to look at.
“Are you ready to be a stripper?”
LOL. Never thought I’d be jealous of Nancy Grace at any point in my life.